Wednesday, September 5, 2007

The Daily Mac Volume 2

Hi, here's the second group of quotes. I have to update pretty frequently because he says a lot of stuff and I'd lose track of it all if I didn't.

8.24.07 - "You know what I call my dog? I call it Ikosaurus Rex, which is funny because he's
teething and his name is Ike."

9.4.07 - "If we were here because of strength, I know I wouldn't be here. I'm a wimp!" "It actually turned out to be where Zaroff was Tom and Rainsford was Jerry." "If anyone wants to know how to act crazy, just ask me!" "Get away from me, you evil zombie bunny rabbit!"

8.26.07 - [tries to spit shine shoes] "The best part of being in JROTC is I get shiny shoes!" "A wet dog! Now that smells really bad, kind of like smelly potatoes..."

8.27.07 - "If there is anyone stupid in this classroom, it is not me..."

8.28.07 - "I have a firm grip (grope? hahaha) on the obvious, I think we all do....[Ansley raises her hand to ask a question]....well, most of us, anyway."

8.29.07 - "I want a money tree because if I had it I could buy a horse eating turkey....Yum!" (Huh?) [dances around and kicks his shoe across the room] "Sorry, Mr. Estepp, I forgot to take my meds, I think Ansley took them, you fag, I'm hyper, I like bunnies..."

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