It's been harder to get quotes recently, Mac's been less active in class. Too bad. It's ok, though, I have enough to post for the third volume. Have fun.
9.6.07 - "Rainsford says 'Blah blah blah blah blah?"
"Well, they could have been victims of mind control..."
9.07.07 - "Trench warfare was not fun."
9.10.07 - "It would totally contaminate the time stream and destroy our lives...it makes my head hurt." "I would fast-forward my life to summer break!"
9.12.07 - "You have about the same chance of finding a high-powered rifle inside a dinosaur's stomach!"
9.19.07 - "Out of all the days in the week, Wednesday is my second favorite!"
9.20.07 - "That would be like 'were' as in 'werewolfs'!"
9.24.07 - "It should have been 'Bigfoot in the Park', not 'Barefoot in the Park'"!
That's it for now. And you know what's really funny? He's sitting right next to us as we're writing this. He's just facing the other way so he can't see it. Ha. That's definitely a first.
Monday, September 24, 2007
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
The Daily Mac Volume 2
Hi, here's the second group of quotes. I have to update pretty frequently because he says a lot of stuff and I'd lose track of it all if I didn't.
8.24.07 - "You know what I call my dog? I call it Ikosaurus Rex, which is funny because he's
teething and his name is Ike."
9.4.07 - "If we were here because of strength, I know I wouldn't be here. I'm a wimp!" "It actually turned out to be where Zaroff was Tom and Rainsford was Jerry." "If anyone wants to know how to act crazy, just ask me!" "Get away from me, you evil zombie bunny rabbit!"
8.26.07 - [tries to spit shine shoes] "The best part of being in JROTC is I get shiny shoes!" "A wet dog! Now that smells really bad, kind of like smelly potatoes..."
8.27.07 - "If there is anyone stupid in this classroom, it is not me..."
8.28.07 - "I have a firm grip (grope? hahaha) on the obvious, I think we all do....[Ansley raises her hand to ask a question]....well, most of us, anyway."
8.29.07 - "I want a money tree because if I had it I could buy a horse eating turkey....Yum!" (Huh?) [dances around and kicks his shoe across the room] "Sorry, Mr. Estepp, I forgot to take my meds, I think Ansley took them, you fag, I'm hyper, I like bunnies..."
8.24.07 - "You know what I call my dog? I call it Ikosaurus Rex, which is funny because he's
teething and his name is Ike."
9.4.07 - "If we were here because of strength, I know I wouldn't be here. I'm a wimp!" "It actually turned out to be where Zaroff was Tom and Rainsford was Jerry." "If anyone wants to know how to act crazy, just ask me!" "Get away from me, you evil zombie bunny rabbit!"
8.26.07 - [tries to spit shine shoes] "The best part of being in JROTC is I get shiny shoes!" "A wet dog! Now that smells really bad, kind of like smelly potatoes..."
8.27.07 - "If there is anyone stupid in this classroom, it is not me..."
8.28.07 - "I have a firm grip (grope? hahaha) on the obvious, I think we all do....[Ansley raises her hand to ask a question]....well, most of us, anyway."
8.29.07 - "I want a money tree because if I had it I could buy a horse eating turkey....Yum!" (Huh?) [dances around and kicks his shoe across the room] "Sorry, Mr. Estepp, I forgot to take my meds, I think Ansley took them, you fag, I'm hyper, I like bunnies..."
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