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The Daily Mac Volume 3

It's been harder to get quotes recently, Mac's been less active in class. Too bad. It's ok, though, I have enough to post for the third volume. Have fun.

9.6.07 - "Rainsford says 'Blah blah blah blah blah?"
"Well, they could have been victims of mind control..."

9.07.07 - "Trench warfare was not fun."

9.10.07 - "It would totally contaminate the time stream and destroy our lives...it makes my head hurt." "I would fast-forward my life to summer break!"

9.12.07 - "You have about the same chance of finding a high-powered rifle inside a dinosaur's stomach!"

9.19.07 - "Out of all the days in the week, Wednesday is my second favorite!"

9.20.07 - "That would be like 'were' as in 'werewolfs'!"

9.24.07 - "It should have been 'Bigfoot in the Park', not 'Barefoot in the Park'"!

That's it for now. And you know what's really funny? He's sitting right next to us as we're writing this. He's just facing the other way so he can't see it. Ha. That's definitely a first.

The Daily Mac Volume 2

Hi, here's the second group of quotes. I have to update pretty frequently because he says a lot of stuff and I'd lose track of it all if I didn't.

8.24.07 - "You know what I call my dog? I call it Ikosaurus Rex, which is funny because he's
teething and his name is Ike."

9.4.07 - "If we were here because of strength, I know I wouldn't be here. I'm a wimp!" "It actually turned out to be where Zaroff was Tom and Rainsford was Jerry." "If anyone wants to know how to act crazy, just ask me!" "Get away from me, you evil zombie bunny rabbit!"

8.26.07 - [tries to spit shine shoes] "The best part of being in JROTC is I get shiny shoes!" "A wet dog! Now that smells really bad, kind of like smelly potatoes..."

8.27.07 - "If there is anyone stupid in this classroom, it is not me..."

8.28.07 - "I have a firm grip (grope? hahaha) on the obvious, I think we all do....[Ansley raises her hand to ask a question]....well, most of us, anyway."

8.29.07 - "I want a money tree because if I had it I could buy a horse eating turkey....Yum!" (Huh?) [dances around and kicks his shoe across the room] "Sorry, Mr. Estepp, I forgot to take my meds, I think Ansley took them, you fag, I'm hyper, I like bunnies..."

The Daily Mac Volume 1

Here's the first batch of quotes straight from the Macattack.

8.6.07 - "Well, what you have to understand is that I have a mortal deathly fear of bees..."

8.8.07 - "Well, apparently, in Eastern Theatre they used bat guano as white makeup for face paint.....That's right....it was bat s**t!"

8.9.07 - "Mr. Hoilman, I believe that burping is an art form as well as drama. I believe that I have perfected the art of burping so that is now an art form. In fact, I challenge everyone in this

classroom to a burping contest after class!"

8.14.07 - "One of the things that good students and bad students have in common is that they both have reproductive organs!!"

8.15.07 - "So, if a cigarette is called a fag in England is a cigar called a perv?" "Can we watch Star Trek? I'll shut up if we watch Star Trek."

8.16.07 - [walking toward homework box] "Homework, you go here. Now stay!..." "A perfectly good way to find out something about someone is to read their mind!" [talking about Bugs Bunny] "You better not mess with Bugs Bunny because rabbits kick your butt!"

8.21.07 - [swatting paper in the air with pencil]

8.22.07 - [commenting on SpongeBob in Honors English] "No, Squidward is the one who throws SpongeBob through the window!" "As much as you may or may not like it, Dionysus was the Greek god of sex!" "I mean, c'mon, who likes taxes?"

8.16.07 - "I would like to be eaten by a wolf because I might be able to pet it!"

8.18.07 - [teacher pretends to mute Mac, Mac sits down and writes "Unmute me" on a piece of paper, teacher says "Not yet", Mac then writes "Pretty please with a cherry on top" and follows teacher around until teacher unmutes him]

8.20.07 - "If there are first and third world countries then what happened to the second world countries?"

8.21.07 - "I would never pee on the road! I mean, that just fits my attitude toward our earth. If you were the road how would you like to be peed on?"

8.23.07 - "Assume makes an a** out of you and me just like quiche makes shey out of quis." "How do you know the big oceans in Africa won't kill me?" "Everybody, sit down, and shut up!"

8.24.07 - "Everybody, let's party!" [runs into middle of room and starts dancing] "How about yo mama?" "Let's watch Dora the Explorer!" "Swiper, no swiping!" "You know, now that I think about it, I'm not so sure I did take my meds!..."

8.27.07 - "If Bill Gates made all his money into gold, and got in a time machine and went back to 1950, he'd be so rich, he could buy all the land in the world!"

8.29.07 - "If I tried to sing, everyone in here would be either unconscious or dead. Most likely dead."

8.30.07 - "Did you just call me a liberal? You have deeply insulted me. I should slap you." "I could kill Goliath with something smaller than a stone. I would shoot him with a pistol."

8.31.07 - [points finger like gun and shoots J.T. Hornsby in the head] "Yo!" "Give it back, give it back!" [ in old lady voice]

Introduction

Hi, it's riemann.
Due to popular demand from Science Hill High School (but mostly from Barbie) I have decided to post my log of the things said by a very funny young lad by the name of Mac Browder on this site. Keep in mind that it will take a while and the first post will be huge because this is the third week of taking quotes. After this, though the posts should slim down a bit. This blog takes advantage of the fact that, from time to time, the aforementioned Mac says some very funny things. This blog is not to make fun of him or anyone, it's just there when you need a laugh or two. I hope you enjoy your journey through the land of Mac.
Thanks.

riemann